But this just brought a smile to my face really.

There's a hold up going on in Salem right now.  And while I was OHSHI- about it, I really couldn't help but lol at this. That is my guy friends makin' stats for the assailant. 

 KnightOfNi416 (7:01:44 PM): haha.  touche.  but you know, a loaded knife can be very dangerous
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:02:50 PM): This is very true.  But I wonder about his DEX score, as stated before.  Obviously, INT is 5, and WIS is 3
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:04:58 PM): I doubt his CHA is very high as well
 KnightOfNi416 (7:05:10 PM): CHA score of 4, if his intimidation tactics are was handknife out the window, for a cop to shoot his hand
 KnightOfNi416 (7:05:35 PM): *was to wave a knife
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:06:13 PM): So, I gather his scores...STR 10, DEX 12, CON 9, INT 5, WIS 3, CHA 8
 NerdBoyHasNoLife (7:06:18 PM): ...wow, we're horrible, lol
 KnightOfNi416 (7:06:34 PM): CHA of 4.  and yes we are very horrible.  haha
[19:08] Bluephoenix1687: .....................
[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: I
[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: love
[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: you
[19:09] Bluephoenix1687: guys
[19:09] NerdBoyHasNoLife: lmfao
[19:09] NerdBoyHasNoLife: you know you do

You two, Spaz and Palmer are the biggest dorks in the world and are horrible.  But for that same reason you guys are epic, and awesome, and this made me smile when I was feelin' kinda brooding.

My friends win, really.